Who here has been bitten the hardest by the global recession?

Team goodlooking · 06-23-2009, 07:39 AM

I have been made redundant because manufacturing has died on its ass and my house is worth 30 thousand pounds sterling less than my mortgage. I also have a baby due in novemeber :O

Anyone else getting kicked hard in the balls?

DBHK · 06-23-2009, 07:42 AM

My wife's cars transmission just blew the fuck up. I have to buy a new car, and it sucks because it's been nice never having to worry about a goddamn car payment.

Team goodlooking · 06-23-2009, 07:50 AM

By the way it's my fault we are having a baby as my seamen is so potent.

DBHK · 06-23-2009, 07:53 AM

Just stick a hot wire hanger up there and scramble little baby's head. Fixed.

milesteg · 06-23-2009, 10:32 AM

I ain't had a real job in years.

Swizzie · 06-23-2009, 10:32 AM

I knew Milesteg slanged the rock

DBHK · 06-23-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by milesteg

I ain't had a real job in years.

You and me both.

Team goodlooking · 06-23-2009, 10:42 AM

So what do you do if you dont work? How do you make money to pay your mortgage and shit?

Captain Smoker · 06-23-2009, 12:16 PM

Teamgoodlooking, I am fucking HAPPY! I am in EUPHORIA right now just knowing that you are suffering and life is hard for you.

milesteg · 06-23-2009, 12:17 PM

I don't have a mortgage. I move from shitty little apartment to shitty little apartment. I take contracts, fix ppl's computers, do odd jobs for rent money and such. It sucks. I have two pairs of pants, jeans that are tight and highwater'd on me and then these cheap black slacks that always make me break out. When I'm inside my house I wear a 10year old pair of jeans that're torn to hell and could never be worn outside if I didn't want to risk indecent exposure.

I don't have a couch or a tv stand, the tv, my girlfriend and i all sit on the floor like animals or Bangladeshi ppl. I sold my car, I don't go anywhere or really do anything.

Now I'm taking out loans to move back to LA from Ohio. I mistakenly moved out of LA in October right as the credit crunch hit the state. I was hoping for a fresh start and a new job but all the jobs dried up here and now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere with no money.

You brits are lucky, you get the dole. Unmarried, childless American males don't qualify for any type of assistance.

Captain Smoker · 06-23-2009, 12:18 PM

Damn miles, I never realized how hard of times you are having right now. With your intelligence, I assumed you were doing good.

Unlike Teamgoodlooking, I am saddened to hear about your rough times. And I hope...no I KNOW you will find a way out of it.

Swizzie · 06-23-2009, 12:21 PM

Team goodlooking · 06-23-2009, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Smoker

Teamgoodlooking, I am fucking HAPPY! I am in EUPHORIA right now just knowing that you are suffering and life is hard for you.

Because I hurt your feeling once in a post? You horrible little spastic. Remember when you posted a pic of your ugly self with your moms 30 year old tv in the background with her makeup and tissues all over it? Well I hope your mother dies of ovarian cancer.

Unlike you though I will always work because I'm not part retarded and I will make money on my house because I could actualy afford to buy one.

It must be hard living at your mothers house jerking off into her panties every night, eating that white crusty shit off her gusset. Well I would be EUPHORIC if she died real slow, and you ended up having to wipe her fat smelly ass,

Nah im just kidding dude you aight.

Team goodlooking · 06-23-2009, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by milesteg

I don't have a mortgage. I move from shitty little apartment to shitty little apartment. I take contracts, fix ppl's computers, do odd jobs for rent money and such. It sucks. I have two pairs of pants, jeans that are tight and highwater'd on me and then these cheap black slacks that always make me break out. When I'm inside my house I wear a 10year old pair of jeans that're torn to hell and could never be worn outside if I didn't want to risk indecent exposure.

I don't have a couch or a tv stand, the tv, my girlfriend and i all sit on the floor like animals or Bangladeshi ppl. I sold my car, I don't go anywhere or really do anything.

Now I'm taking out loans to move back to LA from Ohio. I mistakenly moved out of LA in October right as the credit crunch hit the state. I was hoping for a fresh start and a new job but all the jobs dried up here and now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere with no money.

You brits are lucky, you get the dole. Unmarried, childless American males don't qualify for any type of assistance.

Shit that pissed all over my story. Do you know how much the doll payment in the uk is a month? It's something like 10% of my total outgoings.

Clever mo fo like you shouldnt be scrapping for work you should be running the country.

Captain Smoker · 06-23-2009, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Team goodlooking

Because I hurt your feeling once in a post? You horrible little spastic. Remember when you posted a pic of your ugly self with your moms 30 year old tv in the background with her makeup and tissues all over it? Well I hope your mother dies of ovarian cancer.

Unlike you though I will always work because I'm not part retarded and I will make money on my house because I could actualy afford to buy one.

It must be hard living at your mothers house jerking off into her panties every night, eating that white crusty shit off her gusset. Well I would be EUPHORIC if she died real slow, and you ended up having to wipe her fat smelly ass,

Nah im just kidding dude you aight.

Holy shit you got mad. E nets is serious business.