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Old 06-17-2009, 01:20 AM   #16
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LOL! I know this all to well. I'm not going to drop any names yet, but a certain Sherdog poster (who is very well known) was talkin' shit about how good he was, and how long he's been talkin' MT and shit. Well he came to spar with us, and I wrecked him. So we gave him a lower level fighter and again he was destroyed. After passing him aound to all of us, he ended up having to spar with my wife. Yes, believe it or not, she fucked him up too.

He owes me about 300 bucks. So if I don't see it by the due date, I'm spamming the videos all over here and Sherdog.
I look forward to that.

as for s and P at shitdog. I had one banning experience there and never returned. I agree, nothin but douchebags there.
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:28 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by eternal403 View Post
LOL! I know this all to well. I'm not going to drop any names yet, but a certain Sherdog poster (who is very well known) was talkin' shit about how good he was, and how long he's been talkin' MT and shit. Well he came to spar with us, and I wrecked him. So we gave him a lower level fighter and again he was destroyed. After passing him aound to all of us, he ended up having to spar with my wife. Yes, believe it or not, she fucked him up too.

He owes me about 300 bucks. So if I don't see it by the due date, I'm spamming the videos all over here and Sherdog.
Bwahaha. I believe it though. If you take your average person off the street to the Dojo a similar thing would happen. Funny someone would call someone out like that and actually show up not knowing what the fuck they were doing.
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:29 AM   #18
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i Look Forward To That.

As For S And P At Shitdog. I Had One Banning Experience There And Never Returned. I Agree, Nothin But Douchebags There.
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:42 AM   #19
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Bwahaha. I believe it though. If you take your average person off the street to the Dojo a similar thing would happen. Funny someone would call someone out like that and actually show up not knowing what the fuck they were doing.
Yeah I know, I didn't expect him to show either. I think the only reason he did, was because there were a few other members who knew about it. He probably didn't want to look like a bitch (but did anyways).

He did know a few things, but I just kinda got the idea he learned from Youtube. He was extremely telegraphic. You could see him load up from a mile away, and he'd exaggerate everything (like pivoting ankles etc). Just looked like it was his 2nd or 3rd day.

It was funny as hell watching my wife (a lil' 5'4 Chinese girl) rock him over and over again with straight rights and front hooks. He's 6'1, 179lbs BTW.

EDIT: Wow... this thread has gone O/T
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We have a guy around here I could see doing that: THE OMEN.
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:15 AM   #21
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lol no way id ever lose to a 5'4 chinese girl in a boxing match. Even if ive never trained in the stand up(in the gym. I know the basics just from common sense and experience). Its just to simple NOT to lose with such an enormous. Id knock your GF the fuck out.
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:23 AM   #22
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Smoker. Don't be that guy!
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Old 06-17-2009, 11:18 AM   #23
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lol i was kidding. Just the irony of what I was saying was too funny NOT to post.
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this is what i see his wife doing to you smoker

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Originally Posted by Captain Smoker View Post
lol no way id ever lose to a 5'4 chinese girl in a boxing match. Even if ive never trained in the stand up(in the gym. I know the basics just from common sense and experience). Its just to simple NOT to lose with such an enormous. Id knock your GF the fuck out.
HAHA

I love how some guys let their ego get the best of them. I know you're just kidding, but still... I think you'd be in for a surprize.

When people much larger than her fight her, they're worse off than people her own size are. She has a short reach, so if you're good enough to keep her out, you'd be ok. But she's really good and tricky at baiting people into leg kicks and long jabs. From there she gets inside and CAN REALLY mess people up with short elbows, short hooks and dirty boxing.

P.S. How big does you penis feel calling out a girl?
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:35 AM   #26
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Originally Posted by Jesus_Didn't_Tap View Post
this is what i see his wife doing to you smoker

JDT dont even talk shit. You have to sucker punch random bar dwellers and still come home with black eyes.

No offense. Just sayin.


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HAHA

I love how some guys let their ego get the best of them. I know you're just kidding, but still... I think you'd be in for a surprize.

When people much larger than her fight her, they're worse off than people her own size are. She has a short reach, so if you're good enough to keep her out, you'd be ok. But she's really good and tricky at baiting people into leg kicks and long jabs. From there she gets inside and CAN REALLY mess people up with short elbows, short hooks and dirty boxing.

P.S. How big does you penis feel calling out a girl?
lol@ you taking me serious. I didnt call out your girl. I already told you I was joking and posted that just for the irony.

Though I wouldnt mind rolling with her if you would allow it. Maybe she can teach me some moves.
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So are training logs a go? Or no? This site needs them!!!
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no but seriously...smoker would knock your gf the fuck out and so would I
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no but seriously...smoker would knock your gf the fuck out and so would I
Awww... isn't that cute. You had to get your side kick to come help you!!

Which one of you is the catcher?
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:32 PM   #30
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Catcher? there are no catchers in this business. Camel hound is my homie, my dog. We been running together since child hood. Been locked up together, been shot at together, fought together.

Thats how we roll dawg If you and your girl wanna set something up, lets do dis. lets scrap.
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