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05-26-2009, 01:59 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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All that bending, jerking and sucking can take a toll on your body. Just get some rest buddy.
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05-26-2009, 02:02 PM
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Black Foo
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Age: 37
Posts: 8,691
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Dammit, shocker - I love it when you get snarky.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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05-26-2009, 02:09 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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Originally Posted by SinsChampion
Dammit, shocker - I love it when you get snarky.
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I do it just for you.
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05-26-2009, 02:12 PM
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Black Foo
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Age: 37
Posts: 8,691
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And that's why I want to make you my future ex-wife.
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05-26-2009, 02:16 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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And I promise to never blow your penis off with firecrackers, unless you deserve it.
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05-26-2009, 02:18 PM
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Black Foo
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Age: 37
Posts: 8,691
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I'll have my lawyer contact yours with a pre-nup. (I won't let you have my Pride DVDs in the divorce).
Lets do this, you sexy, sexy woman!
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05-26-2009, 02:21 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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I have mine own extensive PRIDE collection. You shall recieve no financial support from me, including no child support when I run off with a Brazilian underwear model. Also our bank accounts shall be kept separate. I will not be made a fool of!
This is so romantic.
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05-26-2009, 02:23 PM
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Black Foo
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Age: 37
Posts: 8,691
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Love 2009 style!
What do you mean no financial support when you run off with a Brazilian underwear model? If she's cute enough, we can both run off - leave the kid with the grandparents.
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05-26-2009, 02:24 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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If you want to run off with a male underwear model thats your own business.
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05-26-2009, 02:25 PM
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Black Foo
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Age: 37
Posts: 8,691
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Originally Posted by Team Shocker
If you want to run off with a male underwear model thats your own business.
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I thought you meant a female underwear model. All this poor communication....I want a divorce.
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05-26-2009, 02:29 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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I'll see you in front of Judge Judy. Make sure you bring the firecrackers. I want them back.
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05-26-2009, 02:31 PM
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Black Foo
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
Age: 37
Posts: 8,691
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Theyve already been used. It burns.
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05-26-2009, 05:49 PM
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Brown Fudge
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 7,049
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I think you tore your hymen, THE OMEN. Sorry to be the one to break it to you. Have you been spotting blood in your underwear?
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05-26-2009, 10:28 PM
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MMA Frankenstein
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vermount
Posts: 9,962
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naa nigga i had a bruised chest from while i was rolling. It's fine it's still a little tender but it feels good.
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05-27-2009, 07:07 AM
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Blue Blood
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Dirty south
Age: 27
Posts: 521
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Have you asked shocker to drop her stanky pussy all over it? Once when I had a pretty bad gash on my finger I fucked this girl and gave her full finger workout, when I woke up the cut was healed.
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