My threesome story as of this friday!!

MAILMAN · 02-22-2009, 06:56 PM

Well I finally got laid! Its going to be a long story but a good one, so here it goes. My boys and I went out to the club like we usally do. We were at the bar and I'm like, "hey there is some fucking cougars over there!". We head over there and flirt. The cougars bought 3 rounds of drinks for us and one offered my friend acting lessons. The one I was after used to be a proffesional call girl and said she was a expert at pleasing men. The other one was just a whore. We all went to a hotel and the cougars bought us a room. I forgot to metion that the cougars were at the club with there 18 year old daughters..lol They went to the hotel too, they were hot. I was giving one cougar a backrub in the bathroom and her daughter was outside...lol

The whore got in a fight with one of the daughters and the cougar I was giving a back rub freaked out and went home. Then the one daughter got sick and passed out. There was then one daughter and the cougar whore left. The whore cried for like an hour, and me and my one friend did not think we were going to get laid, so we both stripped down to our underware and flashed are penises to the whore and the daughter my other friend stayed clothed.

We then had a discussion about relationships and we all put our cloths back on and laid in the bed.bed1:friend and me with the cougar,Bed2other friend with milfs daughter and passed out girl. Everyone falls asleep in bed 2. In bed 1 my friend and I are fingering the cougar and she is giving us hand jobs. We then fall asleep in the bed. 3 hours later and I'm on the floor my belts off and my zipper is down I dont know how this happend. I then see the cougar making out with my friend in the bed. I whip out my penis and stick it next to her face and she starts giving me a bj. My buddy whips out his and I tell her to suck it. She starts going back in fourth sucking our dicks. I then ....

started fisting her and when my hand was not in there my friend was shockering her!!! while his was all going on my friend and I fist bumped and were laughing!!!LOL I then put a condom on and start fucking her while she is sucking my firend. Remember this is all going on while the other people are sleeping in the bed next to us!!!

I bust in about 1min get up and take a shower. My friend said he busted in her mouth. Every wakes up and acts like nothing happened the cougar asks us to get her and the other girls some chips from the vending machines. I get them with her money and when I get back I throw the chips at her and the girls and say here are your chips bitches!!!lol We then start to leave and the daughter of the girl who's mom I gave a back rub gave me her moms number!!!! she said her mom called and wanted to see me again!!!!LOL I think this is one of the greatest things I have ever done!!

meatwaderlei · 02-22-2009, 06:59 PM

I wouldnt brag too much about busting in a minute.. But busting in 1 min with a female is better than an all nighter with your hand I guess.

No pics I assume?

MAILMAN · 02-22-2009, 07:11 PM

Did I mention she was 46...lol yeah 1min whatever I'm not bragging I thought it was a great story....

meatwaderlei · 02-22-2009, 07:14 PM

What does her being that old have to do with anything? No you didn't though you only mentioned the daughters age.

Captain Smoker · 02-22-2009, 07:39 PM

Im happy you finally lost your virginity Mailman. There isn't a man in this world who deserved it more than you.

Sheikh Zubeer · 02-22-2009, 07:44 PM

LMAO, doing it for the first time with a 46 year old .... somewhat sad, but better than nothing lol

Oh, I object to the term "losing virginity" for men.

Men don't "lose virginity" - only women do.

There are physical changes when the hymen breaks, which distinguishes a female pre-intercourse and after intercourse.

Therefore, for women, the term is correct.

But for men, its silly to say a man "loses virginity"

There are no physical changes in the male genitalia like females.

Better to say it's his first fuck.

Captain Smoker · 02-22-2009, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Sheikh Zubeer

LMAO, doing it for the first time with a 46 year old .... somewhat sad, but better than nothing lol

Oh, I object to the term "losing virginity" for men.

Men don't "lose virginity" - only women do.

There are physical changes when the hymen breaks, which distinguishes a female pre-intercourse and after intercourse.

Therefore, for women, the term is correct.

But for men, its silly to say a man "loses virginity"

Better to say it's his first fuck.

Now THIS is the Shiekh that I love. Thats fuckin genius shiekh. Nobody ever said that before, but it makes alot of sense.

Anyways, whats wrong with a 46 year old? I love Cougars much more than women my age.

Sheikh Zubeer · 02-22-2009, 07:48 PM

46 is TOO old .

Late 30s maximum.

LMAO, I bet if Mailman posted the pics, she'd be a horrible hag lol

Captain Smoker · 02-22-2009, 07:50 PM

Id go up to 50. It's rare, but there really are some smokin hot 50 year olds. Sharon osbourne for example when the osbourne show was running. She is too old now though.

30's is good too. 30's is like a woman's prime.

spaz · 02-22-2009, 07:51 PM

That 46 year old Couger scored a virgin, she's probably bragging to all her friends!

Scorched Earth · 02-22-2009, 07:51 PM

Nothing wrong with having a vet show you the ropes. BADA-BING!!!!

Scorched Earth · 02-22-2009, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by spaz

That 46 year old Couger scored a virgin, she's probably bragging to all her friends!

QFT on cougars.com they are telling her pic or work, too. Ha ha.

Sheikh Zubeer · 02-22-2009, 07:52 PM

To elaborate, when a penis penetrates a virgin's vagina, it tears away the hymen.

In a metaphysical sense, it can be seen as "losing" something for the female, her genitalia has been breached and her hymen destroyed, changing the landscape.

The male "gains" entry, but loses nothing.

Graphic ?
Feminism in America has made men talk and say things which are silly.