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06-26-2008, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly
i'm getting the feeling that keelar has a bit of a crush on niven. not that there's anything wrong with that, i'm just sayin......
i'm a pretty cute guy too....have you noticed me??
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Hell yes, I'd fuck both of you. Come on, lot's of guys like to fuck their buddies. That doesn't make you gay. . . . does it? 
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06-26-2008, 06:11 PM
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We need to bring t4pan here, the Greek man-lover.
He would love to share his loin-love with the masses !
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06-26-2008, 06:20 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by Bettie
We need to bring t4pan here, the Greek man-lover.
He would love to share his loin-love with the masses !
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philosophical intercourse, slippery with the oil of reason.
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06-26-2008, 07:13 PM
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Brown Fudge
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post your pics bettie.
do you wear a berka??
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06-26-2008, 07:16 PM
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Brown Fudge
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sheikh is a living adonis--he has nothing to be ashamed of.
LOL if he posted pics it would be all over the net in a few minutes.
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06-26-2008, 08:30 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by jarwillie
Real men wear skirts!
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06-26-2008, 08:38 PM
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Brown Fudge
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niven, i hear that scottsman carry whiskey and rubbers in that flask around the waist. tru??
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06-26-2008, 08:44 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly
niven, i hear that scottsman carry whiskey and rubbers in that flask around the waist. tru??
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funny story(sorta)
this was actully for my high school prom.
and everyone was taking it really seriously i just wanted to get drunk.
so i brought two hip flasks one in the thing round my waist (sporan)
and another in the inside pocket off the jacket. all were having jolly boring chats about they might never see each other again. i was staring into the distance glassy eyed and swaying a little bit.
have you herd about true scotsman??
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06-26-2008, 08:51 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by niven
funny story(sorta)
this was actully for my high school prom.
and everyone was taking it really seriously i just wanted to get drunk.
so i brought two hip flasks one in the thing round my waist (sporan)
and another in the inside pocket off the jacket. all were having jolly boring chats about they might never see each other again. i was staring into the distance glassy eyed and swaying a little bit.
have you herd about true scotsman??
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no that is funny--i always dread those boring chats and you did a good thing by blowing your brains out beforehand. i'm usually happy that i'm not going to see them again anyway and just end up pretending.
what's the deal with true scotsman??? i don't know much about that part of my heritage.
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06-26-2008, 08:58 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly
no that is funny--i always dread those boring chats and you did a good thing by blowing your brains out beforehand. i'm usually happy that i'm not going to see them again anyway and just end up pretending.
what's the deal with true scotsman??? i don't know much about that part of my heritage.
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well they say a true scotsman doesnt wear anything under his kilt
as you can imagine this leads too banter 
meny off my friends are big fucking pussys and insisted on wearing boxers but as i have allways done and my father befour me and his father befour him. i didnt wear anything underneath
i was at the after party and was up too shenanigins.
i didnt much care if i offended people so i was pretty drunk and i would just go up too girls with nice bear legs and sit on there knee.
the sporan (thing round waist) is also good because it hides a raging hardon
there is nothing better to wear on a night out than a kilt
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06-26-2008, 09:08 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by niven
well they say a true scotsman doesnt wear anything under his kilt
as you can imagine this leads too banter
meny off my friends are big fucking pussys and insisted on wearing boxers but as i have allways done and my father befour me and his father befour him. i didnt wear anything underneath
i was at the after party and was up too shenanigins.
i didnt much care if i offended people so i was pretty drunk and i would just go up too girls with nice bear legs and sit on there knee.
the sporan (thing round waist) is also good because it hides a raging hardon
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that's awesome dude....i'm proud to be part of a culture that invented clothes with that in mind.
see, i never realized the true purpose of the kilt....i think if more guys knew that, more guys would wear the kilt with the flask/hard-on concealer.
i want to get me one of those and have a night of fun rubbing my balls on stuff!
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06-26-2008, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Dana's World
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We Arabs also have similar culture.
In fact, in Jordan they wear kilts and play bag-pipes , borrowed from the Scots !
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06-26-2008, 09:12 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly
that's awesome dude....i'm proud to be part of a culture that invented clothes with that in mind.
see, i never realized the true purpose of the kilt....i think if more guys knew that, more guys would wear the kilt with the flask/hard-on concealer.
i want to get me one of those and have a night of fun rubbing my balls on stuff!
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best conversation starter especialy when not in scotland
a kilt in every aspect off its design lends itself to drinking flirtation and general merryment. it took years to refine but we got the formula right eventually.
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06-26-2008, 09:59 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by niven
best conversation starter especialy when not in scotland
a kilt in every aspect off its design lends itself to drinking flirtation and general merryment. it took years to refine but we got the formula right eventually.
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are women aware of this amazing engineering of perversion??
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06-26-2008, 10:05 PM
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Brown Fudge
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly
are women aware of this amazing engineering of perversion??
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no that is what makes it so powerfull it is unthretaning and interesting
it resembles a skirt so they think that you are one off there own.
plus all girls like penis though some pretend not too. it seems socialbly acceptable to pick up a mans kilt for a cheeky peek. though his is off cource a double standard. but i doint care 
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