niven

Let’s lynch Tyra Banks,
blacks and whites alike.
Let’s go out and find the oldest tree
growing on the pike.

Let’s get a rope that can support her weight
one very, very strong.
Let’s throw it over the highest bough
and sing a happy song.

Let’s sing Waterfalls
and something about Scrubs!
Let’s throw our hands up in the air
and give each other hugs.

Let’s make sure that noose is thick,
that it may mock her as so gaudy.
Let’s throw donuts at her while she sways,
lick sprinkles from her body.

Let’s develop a point system,
one that is quite slicing.
What sticks and stones don’t break her bones
will be made up by the icing.

Let’s have this system based
upon her fattest parts.
Three for her chin, five per ass,
triple points if she farts.

Let’s pick our favorite thigh
and inch of cellulite.
Let’s stab that inch and drink her blood
with a hint of Crystal Light.

Let’s mock her with “You go girl!”
and say that Oprah sends her love.
Let’s all wear brown with black shoes
and a Michael Jackson glove.

Let’s ask the crowd
“Who watched her miserable shit?!”
With a baseball bat
barbed with wire, they shall be clubbed and hit!

Let’s not give her Last Words,
She’ll only use them to cry.
She’ll explain how difficult it was to grow up black
but she won’t remember why.

She’ll somehow neglect the fact that she was,
at one point, very stunning.
She’ll forget that a beauty
need never be at all very cunning.

She’ll lecture us for hours,
what she thinks this about our country.
Who cares, we’ll say, You’re just another idiot
who happens to have some money.

Let’s tell her that her program,
America’s Next Top Model,
made her father kill himself,
turned her mother to the bottle.

Let’s shove a stick of dynamite up her pussy.
Let’s light and run away.
The only people who’ll gasp,
Are the guys we know are gay.

Let’s tell the networks that nobody
nobody has died at all!
Let’s replace Ms. Banks, be thrilled!
Her double is Rupaul!

The End.

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TheProphet

She is a product of the media its sad how warped and twisted people can get once in that system we can see that by the way they seem to herd into scientology… they are some fucking weirdos and just think of all the people that idolize them.

niven

she has had such a hard life poor thing

you should admire her struggle and find heart in her triles and tribulations off being a very beautyfull millionare

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TheProphet

Actually you never know… I do not believe the more money one has the easer it is… actually I think its even harder to see past the bullshit if you have money… “blessed are the poor in spirit” now I doubt you know this women personally and would have no idea her true state of mind… I really don’t feel sorry for anyone.

I don’t understand the theory that beauty makes anything easier… it sounds illogical to me.
Neither do I think money makes life more bearable.

In my observations I believe that ones “emotional wealth” can be the only basis to judge ones hardships.

niven

i am inclined too agree with you actually


but as you know coventional wisdom works so

money = happyness
good looks = happyness


where as you and i know there is no hard and fast rule for what = HAPPYNESS only happyness=happyness

and happyness= the most important thing in the world

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TheProphet

Im going to share a obvious secret to you

Knowledge and understanding is the only way to attain happiness

Simply put the more we understand the easier it is to cope with anything.

The more we know about something or the more we know about why something happened the less it can affect use.

so maybe knowledge and education is the most important thing in the world

KneeOnBelly

it depends on your perspective, happiness, and where a person chooses to focus their attention. As a general rule of thumb, the less I am focused on myself and more on trying to benefit others, the more happy/peaceful I am. Sometimes it seems like it's harder to maintain happiness and clarity if money and admiration from others comes easily.

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KneeOnBelly

^^wisdom + acting in line with your highest ideals = happiness ftw! In my opinion...

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TheProphet

No it does not depend on your perspective.

Now what you are saying might sound good from a distance but it is actually extremely dangerous to not focus on ones self and only look to help others, or focus more on others then ones self.

You can see this in most organized religions. People take so much time involved in other people’s life’s they don’t take enough time to self scrutinize to improve ones awareness. This people more likely then not turn into some sort of abomination something not even human.

I love helping people and being abart of other peoples successes but I know that the best way I can help anyone is to help myself for the better I am the more I can contribute to everyone but I can only get better by focusing most my time on my own growth.

TheProphet

not bad...

"acting in line with your highest ideals" sounds scareing..... some ideals can be extreamly missleading.

Urijah Fubar

its all about B.I.G baby the mo money the mo problems nigga

oh and just to let you all know I would love to pump Tyra

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TheProphet

yea sorta... not exactly but sorta

niven

i think this is interesting each level must be compleated working up the way befour the one on top can be really addressed

will you be worrying about a girlfriend when you are bleeding profusly and hungry ??? no

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TheProphet

it is interesting... but stupid. do you want to talk about that thing?

TheProphet

just took a bong rip and im ready to go so whats on your mind?