tyra banks - Page 3

Captain Smoker · 11-17-2008, 07:14 PM

KOB do you understand? My fettish for talk show hosts? Out of all people YOU MUST understand. They are so sexy in action!

GOD I cant hold it in anymore!!!

KneeOnBelly · 11-17-2008, 07:20 PM

the thing that excites me is that there are millions of people watching her on live tv. it's a fantasy of mine to unleash my hard knob and showcase it in front of a studio audience and the masses.

i'm an exhibitionist.

Captain Smoker · 11-17-2008, 07:24 PM

AHHHHHHHHH!!! I CANT TAKE IT! Ok im logging off. Im gonna go to "sleep" *Wink* *Wink*

Relentless · 11-17-2008, 07:28 PM

i wouldn't fuck oprah with your dick

Rydawg · 11-17-2008, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Relentless

i wouldn't fuck oprah with your dick

I'd fuck oprah's face.......full thrusting and everything, destroying her gag-reflex in the process....and I'd say "TAKE THAT YOU UBER-RICH BITCH!"
YYYYAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH

KneeOnBelly · 11-17-2008, 07:40 PM

just thinking of the millions is enough to give me a bone. i'd put my nuts in her chubby cheeks for a couple of grand.

Rydawg · 11-17-2008, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly

just thinking of the millions is enough to give me a bone. i'd put my nuts in her chubby cheeks for a couple of grand.

And you can cut some bacon off her back for breakfast in the mornin'!!! it's a win-win situation.

KneeOnBelly · 11-17-2008, 07:44 PM

haha yup, but i would have an armored car backed up to the vault with the motor running as i she was pumping away.

TheProphet · 11-18-2008, 12:11 AM

you all are freaks... And I mean that in a good way sorta… you see only stupid people can conform to the sick society we live in, so being odd and out of the norm is one way to reject the mass ignorant revolution.

I would like to remind you that you do not have to be sick and unsympathetic to be deferent.

That’s why it feels so good to say things so unusual because deep down inside you know you are fighting something evil! And I applaud you all for that. But don’t lose site on what works and what does not, some weapons are much more powerful then others.

Relentless · 11-18-2008, 12:19 AM

Smoker is sick and twisted

and he does want to fuck Oprah

for real

KneeOnBelly · 11-18-2008, 04:30 AM

Originally Posted by TheProphet

you all are freaks... And I mean that in a good way sorta… you see only stupid people can conform to the sick society we live in, so being odd and out of the norm is one way to reject the mass ignorant revolution.

I would like to remind you that you do not have to be sick and unsympathetic to be deferent.

That’s why it feels so good to say things so unusual because deep down inside you know you are fighting something evil! And I applaud you all for that. But don’t lose site on what works and what does not, some weapons are much more powerful then others.

it's reassuring to know that you are aware of the higher purpose for cameldog's existence and it's necessity for the survival of the human race. that is the real passion that breathes life into my enlightenment-bestowing dick jokes.

TheProphet · 11-18-2008, 04:52 AM

Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly

it's reassuring to know that you are aware of the higher purpose for cameldog's existence and it's necessity for the survival of the human race. that is the real passion that breathes life into my enlightenment-bestowing dick jokes.

lol

KneeOnBelly · 11-18-2008, 08:20 PM

she's a chick douchebag, maybe surpassing bono. a supremely empty, arrogant, self-righteous, phoney cunt.

today's news story on MSN, for example: "tyra's shocked that teen girls are having unprotected sex!" she calls it a "crisis" and then on the show expresses her superiority and disbelief further. also criticizing everyone by saying that we don't understand these girls and that parents don't know how to communicate! oh yeah, tara like you do! thanks for sizing up the situation and providing us with the simple answer we've all been missing for so long.

Tyra ?shocked? by risky teen sex - Parenting & Family - Today.msnbc.com

now for some ad copy when you search for tyra banks show:

"The Tyra Banks Show' gives young women the 'girlfriend' they want to hang out with, and the role model they need." role model, huh? just what those less fortunate who tune in are needing--someone to act like a role model on tv. thanks.

"A smart model is a good model," Tyra Banks was once quoted as saying, and she seems destined to prove it in every way. thanks again for reminding us that you're not only beautiful and rich, but also smart! hey, anyone can be smart! what a role model!

let's not forget about her public service to enlighten our close-minded society regarding obesity. she dressed up in a fat suit so that she can experience life as an ordinary fat slob, to experience their pain....then she removed the suit, while berating us for being insensitive to the fat people, and revealed her model physique to everyone.

and then, in defense of her own fat ass, she angrily and tearfully told everyone to "kiss my fat ass!"

Swizzie · 11-18-2008, 08:24 PM

KneeOnBelly · 11-18-2008, 08:27 PM

come on, swiz- she's just like everyone else! don't you know how hard it is to be tara?

11-17-2008, 07:14 PM	#31
Captain Smoker The next Big thing Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Under your bed Age: 21 Posts: 5,713	KOB do you understand? My fettish for talk show hosts? Out of all people YOU MUST understand. They are so sexy in action! GOD I cant hold it in anymore!!! __________________ Brock>Couture- Complete Rampage>Wand- Complete BJ>GSP-Pending Brock>Mir-Pending "Cameldog is a well-run War Machine, bristling with zeal and the urge for Conquest. Our Warriors are feared throughout the vast seas of the interwebz, and our names whispered in Mod Booths of our enemies."- The Shiekh

11-17-2008, 07:20 PM	#32
KneeOnBelly KabukiDemon Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,860	the thing that excites me is that there are millions of people watching her on live tv. it's a fantasy of mine to unleash my hard knob and showcase it in front of a studio audience and the masses. i'm an exhibitionist. __________________ Listen, I've gotta go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in.

11-17-2008, 07:24 PM	#33
Captain Smoker The next Big thing Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Under your bed Age: 21 Posts: 5,713	AHHHHHHHHH!!! I CANT TAKE IT! Ok im logging off. Im gonna go to "sleep" Wink Wink __________________ Brock>Couture- Complete Rampage>Wand- Complete BJ>GSP-Pending Brock>Mir-Pending "Cameldog is a well-run War Machine, bristling with zeal and the urge for Conquest. Our Warriors are feared throughout the vast seas of the interwebz, and our names whispered in Mod Booths of our enemies."- The Shiekh

11-17-2008, 07:28 PM	#34
Relentless Future Convicted Rapist Tetris Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida/West Milford, New Jersey Age: 19 Posts: 18,604	i wouldn't fuck oprah with your dick __________________ Favorite Fighters - Anderson Silva / Quinton Jackson / Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira / Thiago Alves / Georges St. Pierre / BJ Penn / Brock Lesnar / Dustin Hazelett / Sean Sherk / Junior dos Santos / Nate Marquardt / The Miller Brothers / Killa B / Ryan Bader / Wilson Gouveia At Cameldog, we're not racist We hate everyone equally. Iron Horse Mixed Martial Arts American Top Team *Believe in the Power of One* *R.I.P Evan Tanner*

11-17-2008, 07:40 PM	#36
KneeOnBelly KabukiDemon Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,860	just thinking of the millions is enough to give me a bone. i'd put my nuts in her chubby cheeks for a couple of grand. __________________ Listen, I've gotta go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in.

11-17-2008, 07:44 PM	#38
KneeOnBelly KabukiDemon Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,860	haha yup, but i would have an armored car backed up to the vault with the motor running as i she was pumping away. __________________ Listen, I've gotta go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in.

11-18-2008, 12:11 AM	#39
TheProphet Goomba Join Date: Nov 2008 Age: 25 Posts: 115	you all are freaks... And I mean that in a good way sorta… you see only stupid people can conform to the sick society we live in, so being odd and out of the norm is one way to reject the mass ignorant revolution. I would like to remind you that you do not have to be sick and unsympathetic to be deferent. That’s why it feels so good to say things so unusual because deep down inside you know you are fighting something evil! And I applaud you all for that. But don’t lose site on what works and what does not, some weapons are much more powerful then others.

11-18-2008, 12:19 AM	#40
Relentless Future Convicted Rapist Tetris Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida/West Milford, New Jersey Age: 19 Posts: 18,604	Smoker is sick and twisted and he does want to fuck Oprah for real __________________ Favorite Fighters - Anderson Silva / Quinton Jackson / Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira / Thiago Alves / Georges St. Pierre / BJ Penn / Brock Lesnar / Dustin Hazelett / Sean Sherk / Junior dos Santos / Nate Marquardt / The Miller Brothers / Killa B / Ryan Bader / Wilson Gouveia At Cameldog, we're not racist We hate everyone equally. Iron Horse Mixed Martial Arts American Top Team *Believe in the Power of One* *R.I.P Evan Tanner*

11-18-2008, 08:20 PM	#43
KneeOnBelly KabukiDemon Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,860	she's a chick douchebag, maybe surpassing bono. a supremely empty, arrogant, self-righteous, phoney cunt. today's news story on MSN, for example: "tyra's shocked that teen girls are having unprotected sex!" she calls it a "crisis" and then on the show expresses her superiority and disbelief further. also criticizing everyone by saying that we don't understand these girls and that parents don't know how to communicate! oh yeah, tara like you do! thanks for sizing up the situation and providing us with the simple answer we've all been missing for so long. Tyra ?shocked? by risky teen sex - Parenting & Family - Today.msnbc.com now for some ad copy when you search for tyra banks show: "The Tyra Banks Show' gives young women the 'girlfriend' they want to hang out with, and the role model they need." role model, huh? just what those less fortunate who tune in are needing--someone to act like a role model on tv. thanks. "A smart model is a good model," Tyra Banks was once quoted as saying, and she seems destined to prove it in every way. thanks again for reminding us that you're not only beautiful and rich, but also smart! hey, anyone can be smart! what a role model! let's not forget about her public service to enlighten our close-minded society regarding obesity. she dressed up in a fat suit so that she can experience life as an ordinary fat slob, to experience their pain....then she removed the suit, while berating us for being insensitive to the fat people, and revealed her model physique to everyone. and then, in defense of her own fat ass, she angrily and tearfully told everyone to "kiss my fat ass!" __________________ Listen, I've gotta go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in.

11-18-2008, 08:24 PM	#44
Swizzie Negrodamus Maximus Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Adrenaland Posts: 6,366	__________________ 40-year old titty, that's your man's titty. 20-year old titty, community titty. ~Chris Rock~

11-18-2008, 08:27 PM	#45
KneeOnBelly KabukiDemon Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,860	come on, swiz- she's just like everyone else! don't you know how hard it is to be tara? __________________ Listen, I've gotta go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in.

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