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Old 06-18-2008, 10:55 AM   #1
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There's thousands of little midgets running around the earth. All these years we're asking, 'Where are the aliens?' There they are!







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Old 06-18-2008, 10:58 AM   #2
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The Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" (147 cm) or shorter.[1]

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Old 06-18-2008, 11:03 AM   #3
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standard brick = 2 1/4.

22 bricks tall = 49 1/2 inches.

23 mortar joints= 8 5/8 inches

total = 58 1/8 inches OR 4'10, 1/8 minus 1" for the shoes and Superbeast's actual height = 4'9"......a certified midget under LPA regulations.
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:15 AM   #4
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fwap to this midget! a friend of a friend used to date it--she's the pam anderson of midgets.



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Bridget the Midget ?
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:36 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zubeer View Post
Bridget the Midget ?
yeah, what do you think? would you tap that midget ass? he said her ass was so tiny that when she shat, there was no need for her to even wipe.
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:38 AM   #7
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what i don't understand is how superbeast doesn't have all of the perks associated with midget hood. he meets the Little People's Association criteria for being a dwarf. he should get the handicapped sticker in his car, go to the midget conferences, affirmative action, the whole lot!
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standard brick = 2 1/4.

22 bricks tall = 49 1/2 inches.

23 mortar joints= 8 5/8 inches

total = 58 1/8 inches OR 4'10, 1/8 minus 1" for the shoes and Superbeast's actual height = 4'9"......a certified midget under LPA regulations.
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly View Post
what i don't understand is how superbeast doesn't have all of the perks associated with midget hood. he meets the Little People's Association criteria for being a dwarf. he should get the handicapped sticker in his car, go to the midget conferences, affirmative action, the whole lot!
A government-provided booster seat for his car.
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly View Post



standard brick = 2 1/4.

22 bricks tall = 49 1/2 inches.

23 mortar joints= 8 5/8 inches

total = 58 1/8 inches OR 4'10, 1/8 minus 1" for the shoes and Superbeast's actual height = 4'9"......a certified midget under LPA regulations.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

But those are British bricks , I believe they're not the same standard size as bricks in the U.S.
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Originally Posted by Bettie View Post
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

But those are British bricks , I believe they're not the same standard size as bricks in the U.S.
ok, so british bricks are 2 1/2"--another 1/4 inch per brick. This will add another 5 1/2" to his height (22 * .25).

His actual height then is 5'2". TROOF!
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dwarfism is "a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4 [feet] 10 [inches] [(147 cm)] or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that

he has midget-like qualities like short stubby arms and he's very dumb. it's very likely he could still be a midget.
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Superbeast has extremely short legs.
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He's a dwarf not a midget I believe ..

A tall dwarf !

He should start HgH therapy, it makes you taller, or maybe he should have done it as a kid.
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I despise midgets, they make me sick. They're like little walking pieces of shit, with their bow legs. Their fucking bow legs. They walk like they got a fucking pipe up their asshole
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