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Old 10-15-2008, 03:29 AM   #31
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Old 10-15-2008, 03:29 AM   #32
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Originally Posted by Captain Smoker View Post
This thread turned into a bragging thread.

Now i will make a thread "Who gets the most pussy on cameldog!?!"
i have a 5 dollar foot long between my legs online.
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Originally Posted by El Duderino View Post
I just took a piss
lol. We can keep this thread going forever.
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Old 10-15-2008, 03:42 AM   #35
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one time I took a wheel chair down a flight of steps. the small wheels caught on the first step and I face planted on the bottom step. It was like slow motion. when I hit mid-air. It felt like it was 5 minutes.

I should upload this onto youtube for you guys.

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Old 10-15-2008, 03:45 AM   #36
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Originally Posted by jarwillie View Post
El Duderino-I am even wearing a Iron Maiden shirt that says Matter of Life and Death. A free shirt I got with the album
I still have a Maiden - Killers shirt, a present from my lovely wife
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Originally Posted by jarwillie View Post
one time I took a wheel chair down a flight of steps. the small wheels caught on the first step and I face planted on the bottom step. It was like slow motion. when I hit mid-air. It felt like it was 5 minutes.

I should upload this onto youtube for you guys.

El Duderino-I am even wearing a Iron Maiden shirt that says Matter of Life and Death. A free shirt I got with the album
lol, i once found a wheel chair in my sisters garage, took it home and was playing with it. Then the next day at church people started asking my mom if i was going to be ok and how bad the accident was if i was going to be able to walk again. My mom freaked out and left church to come check on me.
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i had to wrestle a girl in my very first wrestling match ever. i was down on points and the timer dude was walking on the mat ready to throw the towel for end of match . i got lucky with an escape , got back to my feet , and pulled a Salto( like an arm throw) she landed on her side , not her back but her side and the ref called it a pin . i knew she didnt land on her back but i wasnt gonna complain. i was booed by everyone not on our team . So if the the right call was made i should have lost to a female .
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