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Old 10-13-2008, 06:26 AM   #16
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When I was 8, me and my friend were playing Hiding seek. He hid in my dryer, and I turned it on while he was in there. All I heard was tumbling and screaming. After awhile I let him out. He was all fryed
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:40 AM   #17
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i am a brown belt in judo

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Old 10-13-2008, 02:06 PM   #18
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:53 PM   #19
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I threw 3 interceptions my last football game as a senior because i had a broken nose that required surgery, WAS NOT CLEARED BY MY DOCTOR to play, was on heavy narcotic painkillers, my whole nasal cavity was stuffed with packing to keep it from caving in again, and was in street clothes until halftime when my coach bitched me out and told me to get suited up. But when i came out onto the field i got a standing ovation.
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Old 10-14-2008, 06:09 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by Jesus_Didn't_Tap View Post
I threw 3 interceptions my last football game as a senior because i had a broken nose that required surgery, WAS NOT CLEARED BY MY DOCTOR to play, was on heavy narcotic painkillers, my whole nasal cavity was stuffed with packing to keep it from caving in again, and was in street clothes until halftime when my coach bitched me out and told me to get suited up. But when i came out onto the field i got a standing ovation.
Nice! On that note I once picked off Matt Lienart in a High School Football game when I was a Junior, we got killed in the game though but oh well...it's more badass now that it was then just because he went on to win the heisman and all that shit.....Suck it Leinart!
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Old 10-14-2008, 06:14 PM   #21
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I scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.
Did you play for Polk High?
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This thread turned into a bragging thread.

Now i will make a thread "Who gets the most pussy on cameldog!?!"
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One time I got alot of pussy on Cameldog.
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Originally Posted by Captain Smoker View Post
This thread turned into a bragging thread.

Now i will make a thread "Who gets the most pussy on cameldog!?!"
I don't get much IRL, but I do get a lot on Cameldog.

You see ocne again, too much time playing Blizzard's fucking video games.
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