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10-08-2008, 03:26 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 3,893
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*Ask a Black Man*
Hopefully Milestag will show up to help us out, or else i will have to start doing my black man impression to answer these queries.
ok, to kick off this thread, a question that has been on my mind:
why do black people walk so slow? i'm always walking down the block stuck behind some slow moving colored, and even 500 lb wobble bottoms are zooming past them! they are fit, athletic, with legs that were evolved to outrun the lions and zebras in africa, so.....why?
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10-08-2008, 04:00 PM
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The Don
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: London
Posts: 3,505
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Why do a lot of blacks walk like they have a rock in their shoe or one leg shorter than the other?
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10-08-2008, 04:41 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
Age: 21
Posts: 35,148
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people like wayne brady, because he makes bryant gumble, look like Malcolm X
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Guido Junior.
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10-08-2008, 04:47 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The land of ice and snow
Age: 27
Posts: 2,655
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What the hell is with blackenese? Why do you call your home a 'crib' or your valuables 'bling'? Do you realize how utterly stupid you sound when you talk like that?
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10-08-2008, 05:27 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 304
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Should I cut and paste my original question???
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10-08-2008, 05:43 PM
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Cyber Pimp
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Under your bed
Age: 23
Posts: 11,287
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10-09-2008, 03:54 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 304
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Eddie Griffin is funny as fuck!
Back to the topic: Why don't black people use crosswalks? They seem to try to cross the road 15 feet from a fucking crosswalk but refuse to use it... and yes, they walk slow while crossing.
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10-09-2008, 04:10 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Birobidjan, JAR
Posts: 4,922
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WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?????
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10-09-2008, 04:10 PM
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Cyber Pimp
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Under your bed
Age: 23
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^I do that too and im white. Crosswalks seem to slow and I hate when all the people look at me while waiting.
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"Step up bitch! Penn did!"- Kazja
BJ penn>Ken flo-Complete
Anderson silva>Forrest-Complete
Nick diaz>Heiron-Pending
Gina>Cyborg(*Sweat*)-FAILED
Vitor>Rich-Complete
Machida>Shogun-Complete
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10-09-2008, 04:34 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Elm Street, Ohio
Age: 25
Posts: 10,095
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"Rock Thrower of the Johnny Bones War Wagon"
Fullerene for Mod in 2009
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10-09-2008, 04:38 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Elm Street, Ohio
Age: 25
Posts: 10,095
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I miss Miles, I don't think he likes me much. But I miss his long posts and his beat down the man attitude.
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