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Old 10-08-2008, 03:26 PM   #1
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Hopefully Milestag will show up to help us out, or else i will have to start doing my black man impression to answer these queries.

ok, to kick off this thread, a question that has been on my mind:

why do black people walk so slow? i'm always walking down the block stuck behind some slow moving colored, and even 500 lb wobble bottoms are zooming past them! they are fit, athletic, with legs that were evolved to outrun the lions and zebras in africa, so.....why?
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:00 PM   #2
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Why do a lot of blacks walk like they have a rock in their shoe or one leg shorter than the other?
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:41 PM   #3
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people like wayne brady, because he makes bryant gumble, look like Malcolm X
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:47 PM   #4
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What the hell is with blackenese? Why do you call your home a 'crib' or your valuables 'bling'? Do you realize how utterly stupid you sound when you talk like that?

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Old 10-08-2008, 05:27 PM   #5
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Should I cut and paste my original question???
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:43 PM   #6
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LOL KOB, Eddie griffin has the answer. Perfect video for this thread.

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Old 10-09-2008, 03:54 PM   #7
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Eddie Griffin is funny as fuck!

Back to the topic: Why don't black people use crosswalks? They seem to try to cross the road 15 feet from a fucking crosswalk but refuse to use it... and yes, they walk slow while crossing.
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:10 PM   #8
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^I do that too and im white. Crosswalks seem to slow and I hate when all the people look at me while waiting.
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I miss Miles, I don't think he likes me much. But I miss his long posts and his beat down the man attitude.
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