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Old 05-13-2010, 05:59 AM   #1
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If some sick twisted fuck(like me for example) had a gun to your head, and told you that the only way that you and your family would not be executed is if you jerked off your dad or fingered your mom, which option would you pick?

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1. The chosen parent has to cum.
2. You both have to be naked.
3. Dying is not an option.
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:13 AM   #2
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I would viciously blitz attack you after making you think I was afraid and obedient. If you didnt shoot me in a vital spot with the first shot Id kill you....straight up.
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Originally Posted by Reap View Post
I would viciously blitz attack you after making you think I was afraid and obedient. If you didnt shoot me in a vital spot with the first shot Id kill you....straight up.
You're avoiding the question.
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:49 AM   #4
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I think you need help my friend.
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:53 AM   #5
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I would definitely finger Reap's mom.
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:14 AM   #6
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I'd finger Eldin's mom and his once was newphew. See sig.
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:19 AM   #7
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I would definitely finger Reap's mom.
Damn man...if you saw her....awwwww....Id rather just attack. Theres no way in hell Id do that even if my kids were there. Id rather we all die as normal humans than doing some sick shit. A man gotta take a stand sometimes.
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Damn man...if you saw her....awwwww....Id rather just attack. Theres no way in hell Id do that even if my kids were there. Id rather we all die as normal humans than doing some sick shit. A man gotta take a stand sometimes.
People ALWAYS answer that way. Think of it as a SAW type scenario. Your family is tied up with some diabolical device setup to execute them if you don't chose. You can't see the sick fuck whose making you do it. You can only hear him over a speaker in that low voice.
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Originally Posted by FuckSherdog View Post
People ALWAYS answer that way. Think of it as a SAW type scenario. Your family is tied up with some diabolical device setup to execute them if you don't chose. You can't see the sick fuck whose making you do it. You can only hear him over a speaker in that low voice.

LOL you should get the sick fuck of the month award on Cameldog. I dont want to think about that shit. THe thread title was kind of intriguing but fuck allt hat. Straightup I couldnt do that shit, we would just have to be diabolically executed. I could tell you now though that most of these pussies on here would finger fuck, suck dick or whatever on whoever to survive.
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its easy unlees your a faggot, you would opt to finger your mother...
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id jerk off my dad while fingering my mom, i mean its not fair that only 1 gets off
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bump for tastefulness
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i'd attack you. no matter how sick of a fuck you are i'd go out in the grinder one toe at a time with my dick in my hand and my other hand flipping the bird. god forbid you're in the same room with me with the gun. kill me or i rape you. straight up.
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