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Old 10-03-2008, 12:49 AM   #1
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Default Fwapped to Sarah Palin

Have any of you ever fwapped to the sexiness known as Palin? I have approximately 3 times. I KNOW im not the only one. So fess up.

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So drop the trousers, grab the olive oil, rub a palm of olive oil on your instrument, picture future president in your head and FWAP AWAY!
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:49 AM   #2
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not yet, i'm still just on such an extreme level of hate for her that i can't even get it up for the dumb cunt
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details smoker, details. what did you fantasize about? doing stuff to her teeth? bending her over the podium?
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i'd like to make sexy all over her glasses honestly,
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not yet, i'm still just on such an extreme level of hate for her that i can't even get it up for the dumb cunt
a violent anger banging is the only way.
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i'm really dominant when it comes to sex, i'd love to be really submissive with that little cunt and make her squeel like a little fucking piggy
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i havent fwapped too her and now i wont be able too for a while

but i did look for naked picutres off her
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Originally Posted by niven View Post
i havent fwapped too her and now i wont be able too for a while

but i did look for naked picutres off her
Dude, Captain Smoker is bringing up the worse subjects.

He knows what you are trying to achieve.

Me, I have not fwapped to her. But during the debates she winked at the camera. At first I thought it was something for me. But realized she was just winking at Captain Smoker and his nipples.
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man thats pretty funny
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly View Post
details smoker, details. what did you fantasize about? doing stuff to her teeth? bending her over the podium?
It was actually kinda a funny little movie I made.

She was trying to get my vote and I told her the only way is to suck and fuck for a vote. So she went right outside my room and told her two secret service men it's going to be awhile. She shut the door, then I fuckin ripped that hot piece of ass apart. I mean we were all over the place, on the bed, on the floor, had her against the wall.

Guess what? She got my vote.
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