** So I got into a brawl downtown recently... **

spaz · 09-24-2008, 12:18 AM

A few weeks ago, my cousin invites me out to go drinking at a bar with him and his buddy. I'm thinking sure why not. I'm 33 and I haven't gone out in awhile so of course i went. I also haven't drank in awhile and clearly didn't know my limit, near the end of the night, I was fucken' hammered. So was my cousin and his buddy.

Well the bar let out and we were hungry so we hit this pizza joint for some food. Some brave fucker (with like 8-10 of his friends) bumps into my cousin and starts to get lippy with him.

So my cousin says "Why you gotta be like that?!"
The dumb fuck says, "I'm an instigator, I like to start shit!!"
then my cousin says, "You just ruined the rest of your night!"

So my cousin bull charges this guy with his fists loaded and starts pummelling him with his lefts and rights. The fucker's friends jump in. One of them tries to cheap shot my cousin from behind so I grab him and end up putting him in a headlock while pulling him away from my cousin who has now resorted to kneeing the crap out of the guy he was fighting. My cousin's buddy was also in there throwing bombs at some other guys that decide to jump into the fight.

All I remember is that the guy i had in a head lock didn't want to stay there and was trying to get out. I didn't want him to get out so I squeezed as hard as I fucken could. I remember some of his friends trying to get me off their buddy and I could feel my grip starting to give then .........

A few minutes later....

My cousin, our friend, another friend of ours and myself are walking down the middle of the street like we own the place. Swearing, Yelling, Pumped up as all Hell!! My favourite T-shirt had gotten ripped around the collar and had a few blood splats on it. I had no idea what happened after in the fight, had no idea how it ended either other than the fact that we kicked ass! My knuckle on my right hand hurt like hell and was fucken swollen.

So the next day I wake up with a HUGE headache! My right side felt like I got kicked in the ribs, HARD! On the side of my head I could feel a bump and the skin there was discolored but hidden behind my hair. A huge bruise was starting to form around my swollen knuckle.

Later on we found out some more details from my cousin friends that don't drink alcohol that happened to be at the pizza place when this fight broke out.

When I had that guy in the headlock, his friends were pulling on my shirt trying to get me off him. Well they ripped my shirt (I fucken loved that shirt) and I lost it. I threw a haymaker and connected and drop one of the guys that ripped my shirt. He fell kinda funny and hit his head on the curb. Someone else punched me after that and hit me on the side of the head. Another friend of ours that we met sometime that night jumped in and grabbed that guy that just hit me. I turned, loaded up and punched him aswell in the head as hard as i could. He went limp and my friend that was holding him just tossed him to the side. By this time the first guy I hit was trying to get up then my cousin's friend gave him a big kick to the face. That initial fucker that started this all got his ass handed to him by my cousin. His nose was bleeding, probable broken, and his face was all beat up. In the end it turned out that the 3 of us and a little help from a friend beat up 5-6 guys. Apparently some of the fucker's friends were not that loyal and didn't jump into the fight. Good thing for us.

Looking back now I realized how many dumb things i did in that fight. I'm never gonna headlock someone in a fight again. FUCK that was stupid. What was I thinking?! I should have punched him or kicked him (in the liver ala Bas Rutten style). It turns out that I never got kicked in the ribs at all, I was squeezing that headlock so hard that I pulled my muscles around my rib area. Fuck there still sore now 3 weeks later. I think I bruised my knuckle bone aswell. I'm not drinking that much again either. Not a good feeling the next day.

Anyways thats my story, all true as far as I know. If there is a moral to this story I guess it would be never use a headlock in a fight.

Sheikh Zubeer · 09-24-2008, 12:33 AM

pic s or work !!!!

RearNakedNick · 09-24-2008, 02:14 AM

Fuck the headlock, you should have taken his back and choked him out.

RNC FTW!

Keelar Squeed · 09-24-2008, 06:29 AM

you should have "touched him with the jab".

spaz · 09-24-2008, 10:23 AM

Sorry, i got no pics but ya we worked those fools. What I don't understand is why would a bunch of losers that can't fight, pick a fight. Not very smart of them.

Ya RNC , i would of have definitely put that guy to sleep. It seems to me like I had that headlock on him for a long time. Way longer than I would have needed to RNC him. I wish I remembered what happen since i don't recall what happened to that guy i gave the headlock to. It had to hurt him since i squeezed with all my strength.

If i wasn't so damn drunk, It might have been a more technical fight. I'm actually surprised I landed any punches in the state I was in. I just remember being very pissed that my shirt got ripped.

Since that fight, I have been punching my heavy bag, practicing combos and such. I wanna be more prepared incase i get into another fight in the future.

KneeOnBelly · 09-24-2008, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by spaz

A few weeks ago, my cousin invites me out to go drinking at a bar with him and his buddy. I'm thinking sure why not. I'm 33 and I haven't gone out in awhile so of course i went. I also haven't drank in awhile and clearly didn't know my limit, near the end of the night, I was fucken' hammered. So was my cousin and his buddy.

Well the bar let out and we were hungry so we hit this pizza joint for some food. Some brave fucker (with like 8-10 of his friends) bumps into my cousin and starts to get lippy with him.

So my cousin says "Why you gotta be like that?!"
The dumb fuck says, "I'm an instigator, I like to start shit!!"
then my cousin says, "You just ruined the rest of your night!"

So my cousin bull charges this guy with his fists loaded and starts pummelling him with his lefts and rights. The fucker's friends jump in. One of them tries to cheap shot my cousin from behind so I grab him and end up putting him in a headlock while pulling him away from my cousin who has now resorted to kneeing the crap out of the guy he was fighting. My cousin's buddy was also in there throwing bombs at some other guys that decide to jump into the fight.

All I remember is that the guy i had in a head lock didn't want to stay there and was trying to get out. I didn't want him to get out so I squeezed as hard as I fucken could. I remember some of his friends trying to get me off their buddy and I could feel my grip starting to give then .........

A few minutes later....

My cousin, our friend, another friend of ours and myself are walking down the middle of the street like we own the place. Swearing, Yelling, Pumped up as all Hell!! My favourite T-shirt had gotten ripped around the collar and had a few blood splats on it. I had no idea what happened after in the fight, had no idea how it ended either other than the fact that we kicked ass! My knuckle on my right hand hurt like hell and was fucken swollen.

So the next day I wake up with a HUGE headache! My right side felt like I got kicked in the ribs, HARD! On the side of my head I could feel a bump and the skin there was discolored but hidden behind my hair. A huge bruise was starting to form around my swollen knuckle.

Later on we found out some more details from my cousin friends that don't drink alcohol that happened to be at the pizza place when this fight broke out.

When I had that guy in the headlock, his friends were pulling on my shirt trying to get me off him. Well they ripped my shirt (I fucken loved that shirt) and I lost it. I threw a haymaker and connected and drop one of the guys that ripped my shirt. He fell kinda funny and hit his head on the curb. Someone else punched me after that and hit me on the side of the head. Another friend of ours that we met sometime that night jumped in and grabbed that guy that just hit me. I turned, loaded up and punched him aswell in the head as hard as i could. He went limp and my friend that was holding him just tossed him to the side. By this time the first guy I hit was trying to get up then my cousin's friend gave him a big kick to the face. That initial fucker that started this all got his ass handed to him by my cousin. His nose was bleeding, probable broken, and his face was all beat up. In the end it turned out that the 3 of us and a little help from a friend beat up 5-6 guys. Apparently some of the fucker's friends were not that loyal and didn't jump into the fight. Good thing for us.

Looking back now I realized how many dumb things i did in that fight. I'm never gonna headlock someone in a fight again. FUCK that was stupid. What was I thinking?! I should have punched him or kicked him (in the liver ala Bas Rutten style). It turns out that I never got kicked in the ribs at all, I was squeezing that headlock so hard that I pulled my muscles around my rib area. Fuck there still sore now 3 weeks later. I think I bruised my knuckle bone aswell. I'm not drinking that much again either. Not a good feeling the next day.

Anyways thats my story, all true as far as I know. If there is a moral to this story I guess it would be never use a headlock in a fight.

need more details. what kind of pizza did you have? plain or with toppings? what kind of toppings? i'm feeling hungry now brb

spaz · 09-24-2008, 11:37 AM

lol, I dont think i ever got pizza!

milesteg · 09-24-2008, 11:50 AM

Cool story. Ain't fighting great?

P.S. You probably did some damage with that headlock if you hurt your own ribs. A headlock without a choke is basically a neck crank and that shit HURTS.

spaz · 09-24-2008, 11:55 AM

I gotta admit, i was feeling good about myself for a whole week after that fight. Its wierd but dropping someone with one punch feels fucken great!

KneeOnBelly · 09-24-2008, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by spaz

I gotta admit, i was feeling good about myself for a whole week after that fight. Its wierd but dropping someone with one punch feels fucken great!

i want to beat someone senseless! i get hard thinking about it....

Swizzie · 09-24-2008, 12:56 PM

Did you use the liver shot and jumping split?

jarwillie · 09-24-2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Keelar Squeed

you should have "touched him with teh jab".

fixed

Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly

i want to beat someone senseless! i get hard thinking about it....

Once I get hard, I actually start pleasuring myself thinking about it.

niven · 09-24-2008, 01:38 PM

great story man

arnt you worryed that you punch someone and there weak ass dies and you go too jail happens fairly often. weak people unused too physical activity get hit once keel over and die