problem at parties/clubes

KneeOnBelly · 07-04-2009, 05:00 PM

So I'm once again on the partying/dating scene but I'm facing dilemma and maybe you guys can help, what to do when you at a club but can't get wood? It seems like when I dance excessively, so as to attract attention, I lose some wood, not all the time, but enough to make me wonder if excessive dancing can make that happen. I have suffered wood-loss at the critical moment of grinding it into the cheeks of extremely hot chicks, and this has cost me. I think it sends the wrong message when she offers you her cheeks and you have nothing to go with it.

Chicks hate it when they back up into me and I haven't got wood, I think they assume I am gay or that my dick was too small for them to find. At least one time I saw girls giggling the wrong way after one of them backed up into me on no-wood, and that has formed an impression. Now, I strive to get wood when a girl dances with me. of course some are turned off by wood, but those are the minority and not a very desirable minority.

Scorched Earth · 07-04-2009, 05:12 PM

Hmmm... perhaps a strategically placed cucumber?

milesteg · 07-04-2009, 05:12 PM

I've never tried to dance with wood, I'm black I'd probably knock somebody over.

btw Welcome back!

milesteg · 07-04-2009, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Scorched Earth

Hmmm... perhaps a strategically placed cucumber?

My mom worked as a nurse in a hospital in the late 70s and one day they get this disco guy who'd fallen down on the dance floor and broken his hip. Well they go to cut off his liesure suit and he starts fighting it, "No, no don't". And they figured he just didn't want ripped clothes and thought nothing of it, but when they cut his pants off they saw that he had a sausage taped his upper thigh.

skohl · 07-04-2009, 05:36 PM

First of all, you're overthinking it. If you are hard, fine, if you aren't, whatever. You have to be OK with not being hard, otherwise you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

Besides, it's not your fault if you're not hard. Maybe the girl you're dancing with just isn't turning you on? I suspect that, even if she was turning you on, you'd be more occupied with wondering what's going on with your cock than whether or not you're enjoying the feeling of the girl in front of you.

skohl · 07-04-2009, 05:36 PM

Also: Viagra. Then you can dance with a hard on all night, and scare the shit out of everyone you brush past.

KneeOnBelly · 07-04-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by skohl

First of all, you're overthinking it. If you are hard, fine, if you aren't, whatever. You have to be OK with not being hard, otherwise you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

Besides, it's not your fault if you're not hard. Maybe the girl you're dancing with just isn't turning you on? I suspect that, even if she was turning you on, you'd be more occupied with wondering what's going on with your cock than whether or not you're enjoying the feeling of the girl in front of you.

Wood pwns no Wood hands down. Do girls want a dominant sexual man...or a limp noodle? If a girls nipples are erect, it turns you on right? If you have a stag most girls love it, because it makes them feel sexy and desirable. Energetic dancing tends to make you lose wood, I asked my friend who is a massage practitioner, and he recommended trying to relax my ass muscles.

KneeOnBelly · 07-04-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by milesteg

I've never tried to dance with wood, I'm black I'd probably knock somebody over.

btw Welcome back!

Thanks a lot Milestag. Hey Scorched, and welcome to all refugees from sherdog or the retarded sherdog spinoffs.

My wife, max77 has moved and declared that she aims to divorce me!! out of nowhere! she doesn't know that she's going to hell. God frowns upon brats who abandon their spouses. oh man she is so going to hell!

so i'm out to start crushing pussy with a vengance.

skohl · 07-04-2009, 06:15 PM

Yeah, but you're just dancing. The only time a hard cock matters is in the bedroom. But if you say that women are gonna turn you down cause you're not sticking your boner between their ass cheeks when you're dancing, far be it from me to correct you.

jblade · 07-04-2009, 06:16 PM

maybe you should try using your hands a little more, fondeling her can help. and chics who are grinding up on to feel your wood are "anything goes" so let them hands go.

KING OMEN · 07-04-2009, 06:22 PM

lol, if everyone was like u we'd all be dick jousting at the clubs. idk dude i have a tougher time not gettin wood at the club, does that make me a premature ejaculator?

oh yea, u bet ur sweet ass it does.

KneeOnBelly · 07-04-2009, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by jblade

maybe you should try using your hands a little more, fondeling her can help. and chics who are grinding up on to feel your wood are "anything goes" so let them hands go.

I have tried a strategy and that is to keep her away from my dick while i try to get hard again. some chicks (and this seems respectable i guess) want to get to know you a litte before offering their cheeks. chicks want to sometimes build up slowly, which works perfectly to my advange because it gives me time to develop wood.

but what if that is not the case and she wants to get right to it? in that instance, i have found it is best to dance dirty with a girl briefly, then stand back and point at her and express shock.

spaz · 07-04-2009, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly

I have tried a strategy and that is to keep her away from my dick while i try to get hard again. some chicks (and this seems respectable i guess) want to get to know you a litte before offering their cheeks. chicks want to sometimes build up slowly, which works perfectly to my advange because it gives me time to develop wood.

but what if that is not the case and she wants to get right to it? in that instance, i have found it is best to dance dirty with a girl briefly, then stand back and point at her and express shock.

I wouldn't waste my time on the girls that take there time giving up their cheeks. They are looking for long term commitments and if you try to one night stand them, they will go physcho and boil your pet rabbit!

The ones that go right to it are the ones that you will take home, bang, then easily discard in the morning.

Welcome back by the way!

jblade · 07-05-2009, 12:08 AM

and these girls are in your opinion hot, right?

KING OMEN · 07-05-2009, 12:36 AM

KOB, maybe you're just too emotionally scared from your girl leaving you to get wood right now? it's either that or your gay, cuz i can run 20 miles and still come home and fwap, so u can't blame it on the dancing.

or even worse, ur dick is dying.