My First 2 Days On Cameldog.com

TurdTenderloin · 06-18-2009, 05:19 PM

Well, I want to let everyone know how my first 2 days on Cameldog.com has gone.

1. After asking one question, I was immediately given a "homo belt."

2. My inbox has been bombarded by pictures of fecal matter, homosexual men engaging in sodomy, and gay pornographic notes talking about sodomite fantasies that other men want to engage in with me.

3. As you can read, all of my posts have turned into "faggot rants" by all of you and you have probably repetedly jacked off while typing these fantasies.

Wow. Way to go Cameldong.net. How proud you must be of your nasty queer forum.

As for me, Im going back to Sherdog.com, for all the up to date information on MMA's biggest stars.

Relentless · 06-18-2009, 05:22 PM

like i've told you, mma's biggest star is Ewan Niven, and Ewan Niven is a cameldog.net exclusive

now listen babe, you're coming to cameldog, trying to stir shit up, and it just ain't gonna work, we know how to fuck with you sherfags, you guys have NOTHING for us, you know nothing

i'm a bit of a freak, i like fucking dead bodies, male preferably, your father for instance, i fucked his dead dried up asshole, while i fingered your grandmothers dried up pussy, liked the dust right off my fingers

now you, you're alive and all, but i'll make an exception, i betcha you have a nice tight, ripe, juicy asshole that i can lay my mark in, it would be passionate, hot, sweaty, sticky, and beautiful, i know you would like it, and if you're into the fecal matter deal, i'll let you drop a fresh one on my chest

Sheikh Zubeer · 06-18-2009, 05:25 PM

Lmao

Scorched Earth · 06-18-2009, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by TurdTenderloin

Well, I want to let everyone know how my first 2 days on Cameldog.com has gone.

1. After asking one question, I was immediately given a "homo belt."

2. My inbox has been bombarded by pictures of fecal matter, homosexual men engaging in sodomy, and gay pornographic notes talking about sodomite fantasies that other men want to engage in with me.

3. As you can read, all of my posts have turned into "faggot rants" by all of you and you have probably repetedly jacked off while typing these fantasies.

Wow. Way to go Cameldong.net. How proud you must be of your nasty queer forum.

As for me, Im going back to Sherdog.com, for all the up to date information on MMA's biggest stars.

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Sheikh Zubeer · 06-18-2009, 05:25 PM

thatwas

utterlyfunny

Relentless · 06-18-2009, 05:27 PM

on cameldog, we enjoy simple things, as you've learned

Fecal matter, sodomy, blowjobs, fred durst, Ewan Niven, John D Villareal, Jarwillie's beard, pee pee, and the ocassional case of docking

Scorched Earth · 06-18-2009, 05:28 PM

(reviews Turd's posting history) I can't believe no one took you seriously.

TurdTenderloin · 06-18-2009, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Relentless

like i've told you, mma's biggest star is Ewan Niven, and Ewan Niven is a cameldog.net exclusive

now listen babe, you're coming to cameldog, trying to stir shit up, and it just ain't gonna work, we know how to fuck with you sherfags, you guys have NOTHING for us, you know nothing

i'm a bit of a freak, i like fucking dead bodies, male preferably, your father for instance, i fucked his dead dried up asshole, while i fingered your grandmothers dried up pussy, liked the dust right off my fingers

now you, you're alive and all, but i'll make an exception, i betcha you have a nice tight, ripe, juicy asshole that i can lay my mark in, it would be passionate, hot, sweaty, sticky, and beautiful, i know you would like it, and if you're into the fecal matter deal, i'll let you drop a fresh one on my chest

Listen girl...

I don't know where you get these pervert fantasies about dudes hanging over you with their ballsacks dangling and taking warm fresh shits on your chest.
Is that what you really want? You want me to hang balls over you, probably teabag you once or twice, and then unload a couple of turds on you? Is that what you want kid? Huh?

failghey

Sheikh Zubeer · 06-18-2009, 05:28 PM

Above all though, Cameldog upholds the rights of gay people EVERYWHERE

Relentless · 06-18-2009, 05:29 PM

we appreciate, accept, and love the gays

Camel Hound · 06-18-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by TurdTenderloin

As for me, Im going back to Sherdog.com, for all the up to date information on MMA's biggest stars.

lol that was cheesy as fuck!

Xitlali1 · 06-18-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Relentless

like i've told you, mma's biggest star is Ewan Niven, and Ewan Niven is a cameldog.net exclusive

now listen babe, you're coming to cameldog, trying to stir shit up, and it just ain't gonna work, we know how to fuck with you sherfags, you guys have NOTHING for us, you know nothing

i'm a bit of a freak, i like fucking dead bodies, male preferably, your father for instance, i fucked his dead dried up asshole, while i fingered your grandmothers dried up pussy, liked the dust right off my fingers

now you, you're alive and all, but i'll make an exception, i betcha you have a nice tight, ripe, juicy asshole that i can lay my mark in, it would be passionate, hot, sweaty, sticky, and beautiful, i know you would like it, and if you're into the fecal matter deal, i'll let you drop a fresh one on my chest

danm!!!! Owned.

God_Of_MuayThai · 06-18-2009, 05:32 PM

this thread is awesome....his inbox is filled "with pictures of fecal matter, homosexual men engaging in sodomy, and gay pornographic notes talking about sodomite fantasies that other men want to engage in with me." BRAVO....that is fuckin hilarious

Sheikh Zubeer · 06-18-2009, 05:33 PM

Gotta give Turd points for hanging.

How long did Goober Taylor last before the mental breakdown ?

Relentless · 06-18-2009, 05:36 PM

goober was a bit more presistent