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06-18-2009, 05:19 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2009
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My First 2 Days On Cameldog.com
Well, I want to let everyone know how my first 2 days on Cameldog.com has gone.
1. After asking one question, I was immediately given a "homo belt."
2. My inbox has been bombarded by pictures of fecal matter, homosexual men engaging in sodomy, and gay pornographic notes talking about sodomite fantasies that other men want to engage in with me.
3. As you can read, all of my posts have turned into "faggot rants" by all of you and you have probably repetedly jacked off while typing these fantasies.
Wow. Way to go Cameldong.net. How proud you must be of your nasty queer forum.
As for me, Im going back to Sherdog.com, for all the up to date information on MMA's biggest stars.
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06-18-2009, 05:22 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
Age: 21
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like i've told you, mma's biggest star is Ewan Niven, and Ewan Niven is a cameldog.net exclusive
now listen babe, you're coming to cameldog, trying to stir shit up, and it just ain't gonna work, we know how to fuck with you sherfags, you guys have NOTHING for us, you know nothing
i'm a bit of a freak, i like fucking dead bodies, male preferably, your father for instance, i fucked his dead dried up asshole, while i fingered your grandmothers dried up pussy, liked the dust right off my fingers
now you, you're alive and all, but i'll make an exception, i betcha you have a nice tight, ripe, juicy asshole that i can lay my mark in, it would be passionate, hot, sweaty, sticky, and beautiful, i know you would like it, and if you're into the fecal matter deal, i'll let you drop a fresh one on my chest
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Guido Junior.
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06-18-2009, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Dana's World
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Lmao
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06-18-2009, 05:25 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Originally Posted by TurdTenderloin
Well, I want to let everyone know how my first 2 days on Cameldog.com has gone.
1. After asking one question, I was immediately given a "homo belt."
2. My inbox has been bombarded by pictures of fecal matter, homosexual men engaging in sodomy, and gay pornographic notes talking about sodomite fantasies that other men want to engage in with me.
3. As you can read, all of my posts have turned into "faggot rants" by all of you and you have probably repetedly jacked off while typing these fantasies.
Wow. Way to go Cameldong.net. How proud you must be of your nasty queer forum.
As for me, Im going back to Sherdog.com, for all the up to date information on MMA's biggest stars.
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06-18-2009, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Dana's World
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thatwas
utterlyfunny
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06-18-2009, 05:27 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
Age: 21
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on cameldog, we enjoy simple things, as you've learned
Fecal matter, sodomy, blowjobs, fred durst, Ewan Niven, John D Villareal, Jarwillie's beard, pee pee, and the ocassional case of docking
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06-18-2009, 05:28 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Nov 2008
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(reviews Turd's posting history) I can't believe no one took you seriously.
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06-18-2009, 05:28 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Originally Posted by Relentless
like i've told you, mma's biggest star is Ewan Niven, and Ewan Niven is a cameldog.net exclusive
now listen babe, you're coming to cameldog, trying to stir shit up, and it just ain't gonna work, we know how to fuck with you sherfags, you guys have NOTHING for us, you know nothing
i'm a bit of a freak, i like fucking dead bodies, male preferably, your father for instance, i fucked his dead dried up asshole, while i fingered your grandmothers dried up pussy, liked the dust right off my fingers
now you, you're alive and all, but i'll make an exception, i betcha you have a nice tight, ripe, juicy asshole that i can lay my mark in, it would be passionate, hot, sweaty, sticky, and beautiful, i know you would like it, and if you're into the fecal matter deal, i'll let you drop a fresh one on my chest
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Listen girl...
I don't know where you get these pervert fantasies about dudes hanging over you with their ballsacks dangling and taking warm fresh shits on your chest.
Is that what you really want? You want me to hang balls over you, probably teabag you once or twice, and then unload a couple of turds on you? Is that what you want kid? Huh?
failghey
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06-18-2009, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Dana's World
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Above all though, Cameldog upholds the rights of gay people EVERYWHERE
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06-18-2009, 05:29 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
Age: 21
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we appreciate, accept, and love the gays
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06-18-2009, 05:31 PM
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Most Improved Poster 2009
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Originally Posted by TurdTenderloin
As for me, Im going back to Sherdog.com, for all the up to date information on MMA's biggest stars.
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lol that was cheesy as fuck!
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06-18-2009, 05:32 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Land of the LOST
Age: 27
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Originally Posted by Relentless
like i've told you, mma's biggest star is Ewan Niven, and Ewan Niven is a cameldog.net exclusive
now listen babe, you're coming to cameldog, trying to stir shit up, and it just ain't gonna work, we know how to fuck with you sherfags, you guys have NOTHING for us, you know nothing
i'm a bit of a freak, i like fucking dead bodies, male preferably, your father for instance, i fucked his dead dried up asshole, while i fingered your grandmothers dried up pussy, liked the dust right off my fingers
now you, you're alive and all, but i'll make an exception, i betcha you have a nice tight, ripe, juicy asshole that i can lay my mark in, it would be passionate, hot, sweaty, sticky, and beautiful, i know you would like it, and if you're into the fecal matter deal, i'll let you drop a fresh one on my chest
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danm!!!! Owned.
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06-18-2009, 05:32 PM
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MSNBC FAIR AND BALANCED
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: chicago
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this thread is awesome....his inbox is filled "with pictures of fecal matter, homosexual men engaging in sodomy, and gay pornographic notes talking about sodomite fantasies that other men want to engage in with me." BRAVO....that is fuckin hilarious
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06-18-2009, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Dana's World
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Gotta give Turd points for hanging.
How long did Goober Taylor last before the mental breakdown ?
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06-18-2009, 05:36 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
Age: 21
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goober was a bit more presistent
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