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04-19-2009, 05:06 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Elm Street, Ohio
Age: 24
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yes, and with you being 40. You might get in trouble!
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04-19-2009, 05:08 PM
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Goomba
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Hawaii
Age: 41
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Originally Posted by Scorched Earth
Listen bro. If she is 15... that is kind of a big age gap... and most 15 year olds aren't even thinking of marriage... are you sure that is what is on her mind?
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maybe she just wants me to buy her a slurpie at 7-11 or give her a ride somewhere?
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04-19-2009, 05:09 PM
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Goomba
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Hawaii
Age: 41
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Originally Posted by Scorched Earth
Ha ha ha Blood diamonds...
That is why they call them blood diamonds... because they are mined by warlords in inhumane conditions and used on the black market mostly to buy guns or other contraband.
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like I said. They sound cool as hell.
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04-19-2009, 05:09 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 7,049
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Ha ha I though you meant when you said you robbed her of her youth... that... you know...
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04-20-2009, 10:09 AM
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Shomer fucking Shabbos
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Shakedown St.
Age: 26
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Originally Posted by chess zebra
yea, I was gonna take her on a blindfolded date straight to the f*****g ring shop (she always said she wanted to pick it out herself). But she wigged out when I told her to put on a nice dress and get her ass over to my place (left out the destination cuz I am trying to at least make it a little of a surprise). Havent heard from her since.
She deserves a nice ring and a guy that pays some attention to her. F*ck.
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Every gold digger wants to pick it out herself... They wanna make sure they'll get some money out of it.
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04-20-2009, 10:10 AM
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Shomer fucking Shabbos
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Shakedown St.
Age: 26
Posts: 2,659
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Give her your cockring... She never said what kind.
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04-20-2009, 10:33 AM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 4,584
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Originally Posted by chess zebra
like I said. They sound cool as hell.
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I'm with ya on that one bro. I got married a few years ago and when picking out the diamond i specificially asked for a blood diamond. The idea of slaves and warlord excited me. Plus i'll do anything to do my part to keep the black race down.
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04-20-2009, 01:21 PM
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Goomba
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Hawaii
Age: 41
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Originally Posted by meatwaderlei
Every gold digger wants to pick it out herself... They wanna make sure they'll get some money out of it.
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well I make good bank (physician) and been with her since years before I ever started medical school so she has kind of earned herself a big ring at this point, assuming we can work through this little problem that she moved out and left me.
BTW Yuengling beer is the best on the planet (porter especially). Magic Hat is a close second. You from Pennsylvania?
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04-20-2009, 06:00 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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15 years? What hell are you waiting for?
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04-20-2009, 06:00 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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Let me just add this. If after 15 years you still arent sure if you want to marry her she isnt the girl for you.
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04-20-2009, 06:19 PM
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MSNBC FAIR AND BALANCED
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: chicago
Age: 26
Posts: 6,581
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yeah my girl left me too....gave me some bullshit about she needs time to herself and that weve grown apart and that were not meant to be together "right now" but maybe down the road....that shits all code for theirs another guy....Fucker
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Last edited by GOMT; 04-20-2009 at 06:21 PM.
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04-20-2009, 06:29 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 7,049
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Originally Posted by God_Of_MuayThai
yeah my girl left me too....gave me some bullshit about she needs time to herself and that weve grown apart and that were not meant to be together "right now" but maybe down the road....that shits all code for theirs another guy....Fucker
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Probably a nice rich Jewish boy...
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04-20-2009, 06:31 PM
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MSNBC FAIR AND BALANCED
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: chicago
Age: 26
Posts: 6,581
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no its some marine fucker that she knew all her life that suprise suprise finally got discharged and what a fucking coincedence...we stop talking right around when he gets home....I knew that fucker was spitting game at her while we were seeing each other
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"Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, to the close of the age."
No One Will Dare Maintain That It Is Better To Do Injustice Than To Bear It--Aristotle
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
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04-20-2009, 06:36 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 7,049
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I see. That means she will get railed by the Jarhead until he gets it out of his system. Then you two will reconcile... down the road...
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04-20-2009, 06:38 PM
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Sex Queen
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,438
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Men is the military have the highest number of std's. Watch yourself.
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