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Old 07-02-2009, 04:59 PM   #16
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I work for a company that makes transcriptions of court proceedings and other sensitive matters. Someone sits in the courtroom and records everything and takes notes, then I get the tapes and notes and listen to them while typing verbatim everything that's said. I get paid by the page and I get to work from home, I don't even have to get dressed or be sober when I'm "at work."
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:56 PM   #17
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I work for a large cable company....im trying to become a corrections officer though...got the test at the end of july
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:31 AM   #18
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:33 AM   #19
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I'm an electrician, work for my old man's company, crawling in hot ass attics, pulling wire and dealing with fucking rich asshole all day. I make good money though, so no complaints. I'm also a college student.
wtf. i swear you're my evil doppelganger. This was exactly me about 5 years ago. dad's business and all.

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Old 07-07-2009, 09:27 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by Jesus_Didn't_Tap View Post
wtf. i swear you're my evil doppelganger. This was exactly me about 5 years ago. dad's business and all.

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I'm the originator, you're the imitator JDT! I'll meet you halfway, and then we can battle royale in a Wal-Mart or something, winner merges accounts and become DeathbyJesus.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:49 AM   #21
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I run my own business I repair computers, build networks for small businesses, offer backups for small businesses, service home users, refurb machines, you name it. I love my work, I set my own hours, have a couple employees. Right now i'm siting on my porch barefoot, enjoying the weather hanging out on my favorite site (Camelwin!!!) also 'doing research' for a clients website needs.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:02 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by DBHK View Post
I'm the originator, you're the imitator JDT! I'll meet you halfway, and then we can battle royale in a Wal-Mart or something, winner merges accounts and become DeathbyJesus.
Wal-Mart battle royale.....

However DeathbyJesus is a BAD ASS name!!

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Old 07-07-2009, 10:34 AM   #23
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Work for my old man. Hes a real estate broker. I have to drive around a lot. Take pictures of lots, properties, put together portfolios, filing paper work.

Also have a nice electronics hustle on the side which pays for my vegas trips, car, drugs, partying. My boy owns a pawn shop FTW.
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:02 PM   #24
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Wal-Mart battle royale.....

However DeathbyJesus is a BAD ASS name!!

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i kinda like Jesus Doesn't High Kick
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:26 PM   #25
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i kinda like Jesus Doesn't High Kick
Shit homey, Jesus invented the high kick. The ancient scrolls just haven't been found. In time it will be revealed that jesus invented everything, Rome is just waiting for the appropriate time to reveal all these facts to us.
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Old 07-07-2009, 01:31 PM   #26
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Israel will reveal it along with the ark. more job stories...
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:12 PM   #27
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:05 AM   #28
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I would like to know what some of these young pups do, or if they just live off allowance.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:18 PM   #29
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:10 PM   #30
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Shit homey, Jesus invented the high kick. The ancient scrolls just haven't been found. In time it will be revealed that jesus invented everything, Rome is just waiting for the appropriate time to reveal all these facts to us.
Okay, Jesus invented the high kick, so you'd assume he killed someone or at least kicked a lot of fucking ass using said kicks, thus, DeathbyJesus or DeathbyJesus'HighFuckingKicksFromHeaven.
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