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06-09-2008, 11:20 AM
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Blue Blood
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 982
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Attn: Disenfranchised members of the internet wishing to become mods at Cameldog!
It has come to my attention that many of you are beginning to come to your senses and wish to become part of the Cameldog Empire. Please use this thread to
A) Explain in detail your qualifications
B) Explain in 500 words or less why we should chose you to be a mod over the vast number of other applicants.
Feel free to use links and screen captures if you feel it will help your cause.
*Please PM me your
Name
Mailing Address
Social Security number or equivalent
so I can do a thorough background check on you and your immediate family.
Last edited by 5150; 06-09-2008 at 12:13 PM.
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06-09-2008, 11:28 AM
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Cum Stain
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 31
Posts: 11
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just because. i'd be the worst mod in internet history but at least that would bring some sort of notoriety to this site. so, make me a mod you fuckin' spook.
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06-09-2008, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The House of Zaid, Where The Camels Come to Rest
Posts: 11,729
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The fresh meat smells the changing tide of war, of the rise of Cameldog, and the fall of the Empire.
It is in this very thread where the engines of war are being readied, the warriors summoned, resources gathered, and plans laid.
Nay, in this VERY thread doth history be written !
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06-09-2008, 11:38 AM
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Cum Stain
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 261
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*mod lurking in thread*
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06-09-2008, 12:04 PM
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Cum Stain
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 31
Posts: 11
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yeah, whatever. so you ragheads gonna make me a mod or not?
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06-09-2008, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The House of Zaid, Where The Camels Come to Rest
Posts: 11,729
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You need to clean our toilets and rise up the ranks like we all did.
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06-09-2008, 12:07 PM
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Brown Fudge
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 3,893
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I'd like to mod at cameldog because i've been a fan of the sheikh from day one. i think he speaks the truth and i believe this forum is going to be a success. it would be exciting to be involved in the growth of this forum, eventually seeing it dominate the online mma space.
i'm loyal and a straight shooter and have been vocal about my support for the sheikh and this site. i pledge my undying allegience to cameldog in making its forums a diverse, stimulating, funny, evolutionary, and exciting atmosphere for dialogue. i will use my mod powers for the good of the whole rather then for selfish and arrogant gain.
although i may not have the time invested in the internets as some of the other applicants, i feel that would be an advantage in my modship. being new, i belong to no cliques or niches and bring a fresh perspective to the table. i am humble and strong and have a perspective unclouded by internet selfishness. My quick wit, humor, intelligence, and knowledge of search engine, affiliate marketing, and internet advertising will also be offered up free of charge.
all in all, i think i'd be the logical choice for modship and would bring the most value to cameldog forums. WARRR CAMELDOG!!!
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06-09-2008, 12:07 PM
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Cum Stain
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 21
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I think there are few people better qualified than I to hold the position of mod in any site, and in particular in this one. I'm an educated and computer-literate person, with excellent communication, reasoning and flaming/put-down skills. I'm a fiercely just individual who believes that every person has their right to an opinion, and most importantly to express that opinion.
Furthermore, I am a part-time geek who spends 9 months online 24/7 (all year except for the summer ) due to the nature of my work (computer related).
I also am a self-reliant individual and have put some epic put downs on the Sheikh, illustrating my free spirit and huge e-balls.
But most importantly, I have the single quality that should be a mandatory prerequisite for every position of governance: I don't fucking want to be a mod, so fuck you.
That said, I'm waiting for the Sheikh to get bored with this crappy site and spend some more time online at FWI so that I can kick his ass there a bit more. FWI is boring without that camelhumping towelhead.
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06-09-2008, 12:08 PM
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Blue Blood
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 982
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Originally Posted by Scumbag
yeah, whatever. so you ragheads gonna make me a mod or not?
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I personally was not impressed with your performance. 
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06-09-2008, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The House of Zaid, Where The Camels Come to Rest
Posts: 11,729
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Has Fwapped died in a steaming pile of bloody diarrhea ?
Is this coincidence or a sinister event and apocalyptic mayhem ?
5150, what did you do !
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06-09-2008, 12:09 PM
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#11
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The House of Zaid, Where The Camels Come to Rest
Posts: 11,729
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Oh, it's back, ahem.
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06-09-2008, 12:10 PM
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Brown Fudge
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 3,893
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Originally Posted by KneeOnBelly
I'd like to mod at cameldog because i've been a fan of the sheikh from day one. i think he speaks the truth and i believe this forum is going to be a success. it would be exciting to be involved in the growth of this forum, eventually seeing it dominate the online mma space.
i'm loyal and a straight shooter and have been vocal about my support for the sheikh and this site. i pledge my undying allegience to cameldog in making its forums a diverse, stimulating, funny, evolutionary, and exciting atmosphere for dialogue. i will use my mod powers for the good of the whole rather then for selfish and arrogant gain.
although i may not have the time invested in the internets as some of the other applicants, i feel that would be an advantage in my modship. being new, i belong to no cliques or niches and bring a fresh perspective to the table. i am humble and strong and have a perspective unclouded by internet selfishness. My quick wit, humor, intelligence, and knowledge of search engine, affiliate marketing, and internet advertising will also be offered up free of charge.
all in all, i think i'd be the logical choice for modship and would bring the most value to cameldog forums. WARRR CAMELDOG!!!
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i also forgot to mention that i'm online everyday in my work. i monitor the internet and competitive sites like sherdog and mma. once we get going with hardcore marketing and acquisition, my competitive knowledge will be very valuable. 
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06-09-2008, 12:11 PM
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Cum Stain
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 31
Posts: 11
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Originally Posted by 5150
I personally was not impressed with your performance. |
well i personally don't care for your angry spick or gook infant avatar.
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06-09-2008, 12:16 PM
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#14
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The House of Zaid, Where The Camels Come to Rest
Posts: 11,729
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5150 is a powerful and mysterious figure in the Cameldog hierarchal chain of command.
He dwells in Black Magic and Destructive Arts.
It would be wise to kneel to 5150 , he angers quickly.
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06-09-2008, 12:18 PM
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Cum Stain
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 31
Posts: 11
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Originally Posted by Bettie
5150 is a powerful figure in the Cameldog hierarchal chain of command.
It would be wise to kneel to 5150 , he angers quickly.
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your point?
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