Sheikh

lolz, there was no point, that just sounded suitably ominous and something the Sheikh would say.

KneeOnBelly

i can lay down some sick flames too:

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda?
Hm? you think youre cool, right? hm? hm?
When you kicked out people out of your house

I tell you this, one of three americans die of cancer,
You know? asshole. youre gonna be one of those.

I didnt have the courage
To kick your ass directly.
Dont have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.

You know youre gonna have another accident?
You know Im involved with black magic?
Fuck you. die. bastard.
You think youre so cool, hm? asshole.

And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In europe or italy,
Well Ill -- that time Im gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. fucking americans, yankee.
Youre gonna die outta cancer, I promise.

bang bang deep pain

No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. bastard.

Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.

Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
A sucare cazzi su un aereo!

Tsar

i write with good grammar and diction and am a top-shelf poster. please mod me.

heathenos

0) Seeking mod position in the The Art of Fighting sub-forums, nothing else.

1) qualifications: been following MMA for several years (UFC 30 something), I've been a member of several MMA sites for about 2 years now. tons of vbulleting experience.

2) qualities:

Not revengeful. I've never posted porn, scat, etc, as a form of revenge like many other posters. If the time ever comes where I disagree with new and crazy rules of the forum, I'll resign my position in a professional manner.
I don't troll in the MMA section of the forum. I may call fighters names, but my comments are clearly not serious (you'll never confuse my wacky comments with that of a troll's comments).
I have lots of free time.
I have a degree in Computer Science, very computer literate.
I keep internet lingo to a minimum.
You don't have to worry about newbs "pwnting" me.

Gibbyhobud

Um, I'm nice? I'm pretty fair and of sound mind. Did I sell myself?

Kimbo Slice

i vote heathenos for mod because i want to eat the child in his avatar

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Sheikh Zubeer

That's a McBaby.

It's sad to see kids so fat.

KneeOnBelly

child abuse in my opinion.

Kol Nidre

You should make me a mod so that I may continue to combat all of the anti-semitismTM that's destined to be a problem around here.

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Kol Nidre

Did I mention that if you don't make me a mod, then you are anti-semiticTM?

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I know the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan.

niven

i have supported the sheikh from the get go

i can write beautyfull tirades off wroth against those who would do cameldog harm

and lilting poems honeying the ears off those who are friends off cameldog

seriously though i doint think one post will change your mind

just see my continuios stream off high quality allbeit poorly spelled posts.

failure to mod me within the year will likely result in a financialy crippling law suit against cameldog for not promoting dyslexic members due to there disability.

KneeOnBelly

well here's a question for cameldog: what qualities and qualifications are you seeking in a moderator? what are the responsibilities of a mod? what are the steps in the decision making process?

i've never held a real mod position (unless you count a brief stint at Douche Bigalow's Aidsburger in Paradise). i think a few of us would make great mods--how are you deciding? why not just make a bunch of us mods??

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niven

i would have thought that mods would simply be posters you contribute alot to the fourm and have a similar ethos to the admiastrators.

at the moment this place doesnt even need any more mods.

but when it opens you should probably have a couple more. kneeonbelly qualifies make him a mod then when this place goes bigtime.

villin

Bah, bunch of ball lickers begging for some pathetic interwebs powers. Sickening

Sheikh

lolz, alot of creative AVs around here !