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07-16-2008, 03:49 PM
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Goomba
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Originally Posted by RearNakedNick
Good diet there. Most trainers will encourage 1 cheat meal a week to get you motivated. Quite honestly when I am 'in the zone' I am never really interested in cheating but whatever works for you.
Just consider what I posted earlier. You're not going to get fat overnight by giving yourself a little treat here and there.
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I agree, you're not gonna get fat overnight so some sweets now and then won't kill ya...
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07-16-2008, 05:19 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
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yeah exactly, i always treat myself to something at one point in the day
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07-17-2008, 09:15 AM
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The Don
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by Relentless
yeah exactly, i always treat myself to something at one point in the day
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Me too, a good wank can burn 50 calories. 
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07-17-2008, 10:01 AM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Milford, New Jersey
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unless you're a one hump chump
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07-17-2008, 01:12 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by Relentless
unless you're a one hump chump
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I thought it was called Two Pump Chump?
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07-17-2008, 01:23 PM
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The Don
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Two pumps and a squirt.
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07-17-2008, 01:46 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jun 2008
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minute man...either way, 50 calories for a wank should be the minimum
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07-17-2008, 03:19 PM
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The Don
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2 handed does it become 100 calories?
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07-17-2008, 03:23 PM
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Goomba
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by Relentless
minute man...either way, 50 calories for a wank should be the minimum
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so 3500/50 = 700 fwaps to lose a pound.
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07-17-2008, 03:25 PM
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The Don
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Originally Posted by GlovesOff
so 3500/50 = 700 fwaps to lose a pound.
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That's a lot of stroking.
I guessed the 50 calories thing. I wonder how you'd measure it??
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07-17-2008, 03:29 PM
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Goomba
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Originally Posted by RearNakedNick
That's a lot of stroking.
I guessed the 50 calories thing. I wonder how you'd measure it??
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in visionquest, lauden swain claimed that wanking burned "200 calories a shot." therefore, it must be true.
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07-17-2008, 03:32 PM
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Goomba
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i seriously think your body uses a lot of energy just to produce the prized baby batter. so you gotta figure, it's not just the calories burned from fwappage, but also the calories burned from making the dna. plus the carbs and proteins contained within the jizz itself.
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07-17-2008, 03:44 PM
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The Don
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Minus the calories of your man jizz if you recycle protein.
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07-17-2008, 07:04 PM
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Lemming
Join Date: Jul 2008
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you lose more calories if you stroke it to fat and ugly girls.
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07-17-2008, 08:20 PM
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Goomba
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by spaz
you lose more calories if you stroke it to fat and ugly girls.
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haha that's true. i think we're on to something here!
a new way to exercise, fwap your way to fitness!!! no more sweaty treadmills, no more smelly equipment. now from ronco, introducing fwapping to the fatties!!! yes folks, just jack your way to jacked arms, pump your pecker to huge pecks.
is your mind blown yet? i think it is...
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