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Old 07-16-2008, 03:49 PM   #31
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Originally Posted by RearNakedNick View Post
Good diet there. Most trainers will encourage 1 cheat meal a week to get you motivated. Quite honestly when I am 'in the zone' I am never really interested in cheating but whatever works for you.

Just consider what I posted earlier. You're not going to get fat overnight by giving yourself a little treat here and there.
I agree, you're not gonna get fat overnight so some sweets now and then won't kill ya...
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:19 PM   #32
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yeah exactly, i always treat myself to something at one point in the day
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:15 AM   #33
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yeah exactly, i always treat myself to something at one point in the day
Me too, a good wank can burn 50 calories.
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:01 AM   #34
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unless you're a one hump chump
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:12 PM   #35
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Originally Posted by Relentless View Post
unless you're a one hump chump
I thought it was called Two Pump Chump?
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:23 PM   #36
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Two pumps and a squirt.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:46 PM   #37
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minute man...either way, 50 calories for a wank should be the minimum
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2 handed does it become 100 calories?
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:23 PM   #39
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Originally Posted by Relentless View Post
minute man...either way, 50 calories for a wank should be the minimum
so 3500/50 = 700 fwaps to lose a pound.
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Originally Posted by GlovesOff View Post
so 3500/50 = 700 fwaps to lose a pound.
That's a lot of stroking.

I guessed the 50 calories thing. I wonder how you'd measure it??
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:29 PM   #41
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Originally Posted by RearNakedNick View Post
That's a lot of stroking.

I guessed the 50 calories thing. I wonder how you'd measure it??
in visionquest, lauden swain claimed that wanking burned "200 calories a shot." therefore, it must be true.
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:32 PM   #42
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i seriously think your body uses a lot of energy just to produce the prized baby batter. so you gotta figure, it's not just the calories burned from fwappage, but also the calories burned from making the dna. plus the carbs and proteins contained within the jizz itself.
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Minus the calories of your man jizz if you recycle protein.
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you lose more calories if you stroke it to fat and ugly girls.
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Originally Posted by spaz View Post
you lose more calories if you stroke it to fat and ugly girls.
haha that's true. i think we're on to something here!

a new way to exercise, fwap your way to fitness!!! no more sweaty treadmills, no more smelly equipment. now from ronco, introducing fwapping to the fatties!!! yes folks, just jack your way to jacked arms, pump your pecker to huge pecks.

is your mind blown yet? i think it is...
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